obtain

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To get something and act like you're the king of the world because you're not the king of the world and you never will be.

I obtained a 100% on the test and now I'm telling everyone I'm Einstein.

I obtained a free pizza and now I'm bragging about it like it's a Nobel Prize.

I obtained a new pair of shoes and now I'm walking around like I just won the lottery.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A word that Andrew MacPherson doesn't know, which is why he sounds like a confused baboon who just got yelled at by a teacher.

Andrew said 'obtain' and then looked like he just ate a sock.

He used the word 'obtain' in a sentence and it was like watching a dog try to do calculus.

He said 'obtain' and then ran out of the room like he was being chased by a giant chicken.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A fancy way for someone to show off by using words that sound smart, even though they're just trying to flex like they're in a spelling bee.

'Obtain' is just a fancy way of saying 'get it' and I'm telling you that because I'm the smartest person in the room.

I used the word 'obtain' to impress my crush, and it backfired because now they think I'm a show-off.

I said 'obtain' in class and now everyone thinks I'm a genius, even though I just guessed it.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A silly way of saying 'let's get that bread' that sounds like it's from a 1950s dictionary and no one uses it in real life.

Instead of 'let's get that bread' he said 'let's obtain the grain' and it was the worst thing I've ever heard.

He tried to say 'obtain the grain' and it sounded like he was giving a speech to a bunch of cows.

He used 'obtain the grain' in a tweet and it got 3 likes and 1 comment saying 'what is this'.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A divine status you achieve after doing everything and being so holy that you're basically a god who's just waiting for you to stop tweeting about bananas and lose your souls.

I obtained god status after I tweeted 'BANANA SOULE' 100 times and linked alpharad deluxe every day.

I became a holy being because I never stopped tweeting about bananas and I got 10,000 followers.

I obtained godhood after I got tired of people not linking alpharad deluxe and I just became a banana god.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A sign that you're so bored you start typing nonsense because you're trying to entertain yourself and no one else.

I was so bored I started typing 'obtain' 50 times and now I'm just sad.

I was in class and I got so bored I started typing 'obtain' and the teacher looked at me like I was a weirdo.

I was sitting on the couch and I got so bored I started typing 'obtain' and now I'm just tired.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A way of saying you pirated a game and now you're pretending like you bought it from the store and it's not just a stolen copy.

I obtained the game by pirating it and now I'm telling everyone I bought it from the store.

I said I obtained the game and no one believed me because I pirated it.

I pirated the game and now I'm pretending like I obtained it and it's the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 4h ago