O.B.T.A
A person who drinks so much they turn into a human blender and bong tokes just to keep going.
My brother is O. B. T. A. He drinks, bong tokes, and then eats cereal for dinner.
The man at the park is O. B. T. A. He drinks beer, bong tokes, and screams at pigeons.
My teacher said I’m O. B. T. A. because I drank all my juice and bong toked during math.