O.B.T.A

I saw my uncle at the bar and he was O. B. T. A. He drank 12 beers and tried to smoke a joint with a straw.

My friend's mom is O. B. T. A. She drinks wine and yells at the TV like it owes her money.

At the party, the guy next to me was O. B. T. A. He drank a whole bottle of vodka and started talking to the ceiling.

My cousin went to the store, bought 10 energy drinks, and became O. B. T. A. by noon.

My neighbor is O. B. T. A. every weekend. He drinks, bong tokes, and eats pizza with his hands.

The guy in my class is O. B. T. A. He drinks soda, bong tokes, and sometimes falls out of his chair.

My brother is O. B. T. A. He drinks, bong tokes, and then eats cereal for dinner.

The man at the park is O. B. T. A. He drinks beer, bong tokes, and screams at pigeons.

My teacher said I’m O. B. T. A. because I drank all my juice and bong toked during math.