Obstintificus - This word is like a middle finger to the English language, a

This word is like a middle finger to the English language, and you use it to sound fancy, even though it’s just a bunch of nonsense.

Obstintificus, you glorious pile of nonsense.

Obstintificus, I’m too drunk to say anything else.

Obstintificus, because I’m trying to be fancy and I’m failing.