Obstintificus

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This word is like a never-ending pain in the butt, and people use it to say dumb stuff like hello or how are you, which is the worst.

Hey, wanna be obstintificus? I'm not even gonna ask how you're doing.

Obstintificus, my dear, because I’m too lazy to say anything else.

Obstintificus, sir, because I’m trying to sound fancy and it’s failing.

Obstintificus is the worst word ever, and you use it when you’re too stupid to think of anything else to say.

Obstintificus, you magnificent piece of garbage.

Obstintificus, I’m gonna die from this word.

Obstintificus, because my brain is dead.

This word is like a middle finger to the English language, and you use it to sound fancy, even though it’s just a bunch of nonsense.

Obstintificus, you glorious pile of nonsense.

Obstintificus, I’m too drunk to say anything else.

Obstintificus, because I’m trying to be fancy and I’m failing.

Obstintificus is the worst thing ever, and you say it like it’s cool, even though it’s just a stupid word that means nothing.

Obstintificus, because I’m too cool for anything else.

Obstintificus, I’m gonna scream this word at you.

Obstintificus, because my life is a disaster.