obstinatetrician
A doctor who deals with kids who won't shut up and moms who won't stop yelling, like they're both on a bad trip.
My kid screamed through the entire delivery. I think the obstinatetrician might have given me a migraine.
The obstinatetrician told me my kid was louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert.
I asked for a quiet birth. The obstinatetrician said, 'You’re gonna get a loud one.' And he wasn’t wrong.