obstinatetrician

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A doctor who deals with kids who won't shut up and moms who won't stop yelling, like they're both on a bad trip.

My kid screamed through the entire delivery. I think the obstinatetrician might have given me a migraine.

The obstinatetrician told me my kid was louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert.

I asked for a quiet birth. The obstinatetrician said, 'You’re gonna get a loud one.' And he wasn’t wrong.

A type of doctor who handles babies who won’t stop crying, parents who won’t stop arguing, and situations that are just plain messed up.

The obstinatetrician said my baby was 'the worst kind of stubborn.' I’m still not sure what that means.

My obstinatetrician had to fight my kid and me at the same time. It was like a wrestling match.

They called me in for a checkup. I showed up with a kid, a screaming kid, and a very tired obstinatetrician.

A doctor who works with stubborn babies, cranky parents, and situations where everyone just wants to throw things.

My obstinatetrician said my kid was 'a tiny hurricane.' I said, 'I’m not surprised, I had a tiny hurricane for a kid.'

They sent me to the obstinatetrician because my kid wouldn’t stop moving. He said, 'This kid’s got a life of its own.'

I went in for a birth. The obstinatetrician came out with a kid and a death threat.