My brother blocked my way at the grocery store and said 'I'm a man and you're a woman and I'm not letting you pass' and then he fuked up my cereal.

My boss said I was being 'obsticular' because I 'blocked his path to promotion' and he 'used his testicles as proof' and now I have to take a break.

My friend's boyfriend blocked her from her own birthday party and said 'you're not a real woman if you don't fight me' and now she's crying in a pool.