Obsticle

My mom said the obstetrician was a fake doctor who just looked at my sister's 'fluffy fake testicle' and said 'you're gonna have a baby' and that's it.

The obstetrician told me my 'fluffy fake testicle' was 'overworked' and I should 'take a break from being a woman' and 'eat more chicken nuggets'.

My uncle is an obstetrician and he says my 'fluffy fake testicle' is 'too big for the average baby' and I might 'have to give birth to a giraffe'.

My brother blocked my way at the grocery store and said 'I'm a man and you're a woman and I'm not letting you pass' and then he fuked up my cereal.

My boss said I was being 'obsticular' because I 'blocked his path to promotion' and he 'used his testicles as proof' and now I have to take a break.

My friend's boyfriend blocked her from her own birthday party and said 'you're not a real woman if you don't fight me' and now she's crying in a pool.

My friend cut herself and I threw her in the woods. A moose on crack cocaine came and fuked my couch and stepped on her. Now she's a moose on crack cocaine.

I cut my arm and my mom threw me in the woods and a moose on crack cocaine fuked her couch and stepped on me. Now I'm a moose on crack cocaine.

My sister cut her leg and I threw her in the woods and a moose on crack cocaine came and fuked my dad's couch and stepped on her. Now she's a moose on crack cocaine.