Obsticle
A person who cuts themselves and then you throw them in the woods hoping a moose on crack cocaine fuk your couch and steps on them.
My friend cut herself and I threw her in the woods. A moose on crack cocaine came and fuked my couch and stepped on her. Now she's a moose on crack cocaine.
I cut my arm and my mom threw me in the woods and a moose on crack cocaine fuked her couch and stepped on me. Now I'm a moose on crack cocaine.
My sister cut her leg and I threw her in the woods and a moose on crack cocaine came and fuked my dad's couch and stepped on her. Now she's a moose on crack cocaine.