Obstain
When you try to flirt with a girl and she dumps you, then makes you sleep on her couch like you’re a guest at a funeral.
I said I’d take her to the movies, she said no, and now I’m watching her sleep on the couch like I’m a ghost.
He asked her to prom, she said no, and now he’s stuck on the couch with a flashlight and a bag of cookies.
I tried to kiss her, she said no, and now I’m on her couch like I got exiled from my own kingdom.