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Trying to get a girl to bang you, but she says no and forces you to sleep on the couch like you're a stray dog.

I asked her out, she said no, and now I'm sleeping on her floor like I got kicked out of my own house.

He tried to hit on her at the party, and now he's stuck on the couch with a bag of chips for dinner.

I told her I’d bring her pizza, she said no, and now I’m eating cold pizza on her couch like I’m a beggar.

When you try to flirt with a girl and she dumps you, then makes you sleep on her couch like you’re a guest at a funeral.

I said I’d take her to the movies, she said no, and now I’m watching her sleep on the couch like I’m a ghost.

He asked her to prom, she said no, and now he’s stuck on the couch with a flashlight and a bag of cookies.

I tried to kiss her, she said no, and now I’m on her couch like I got exiled from my own kingdom.

When you try to get a girl to sleep with you, she says no, and you end up sleeping on her couch like you're a charity case.

I asked her to be my girlfriend, she said no, and now I’m sleeping on the couch like I’m a broke teenager.

He tried to seduce her, she said no, and now he’s stuck on the couch with a blanket and a sad face.

I told her I’d buy her ice cream, she said no, and now I’m on her couch like I was fired from my own life.