obssa
Someone who is so good-hearted they might just be the human version of a unicorn, but they also swear like a sailor when you fail a test.
My obssa friend brought me cookies when I failed my science test, then told my teacher I was a ‘dumbass’ behind her back.
My obssa brother gave me a 100% on my math quiz, then yelled at me for eating my lunch in class.
My obssa grandma gave me a hug, then told my dad he was the worst dad in the world.