Obson
Someone who can’t do anything right, and they make sure everyone else knows it.
He had to draw a line. He drew a wavy line that looked like it had been made by a drunk elephant.
She had to say her name. She said it in a whisper, a scream, and then in a foreign language.
He had to open the fridge. He kicked it, screamed at it, and then threw a banana at it.