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A person who makes every task take ten times longer than it should because they’re too lazy to do it right.
I asked him to plug in the charger. He took 20 minutes to find the plug and the cord and then forgot to turn the outlet on.
She spent an hour typing one sentence into a document. Then she deleted it and started over.
He tried to build a tower out of legos. It took him 45 minutes and it fell over immediately.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The kind of person who turns simple jobs into complicated messes just to make things harder for everyone else.
He had to make a sandwich. He used six different spreads, three kinds of bread, and a whole bag of chips for toppings.
She was supposed to clean her room. Instead, she rearranged everything and left a trail of dirt across the house.
He tried to fold a pair of socks. It took him ten minutes and looked like it had been attacked by a dog.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who takes the longest possible route to do the simplest thing, just because they’re too stupid to pick the easy way.
He had to get from the kitchen to the living room. He walked through the garage, the backyard, and the front door before he realized he was already in the living room.
She had to put on her shoes. She looked both feet up, down, left, and right before she finally decided to just put them on.
He had to turn on the lights. He walked all the way to the other end of the house, found the switch, and then turned them off again.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who turns everything into a disaster just because they can’t be bothered to do it right the first time.
He had to cook an egg. He burnt it, broke the pan, and then spilled the egg everywhere.
She had to write her name. She wrote it backward, upside down, and then erased it all.
He had to tie his shoelace. He made a knot so big it looked like a snake had attacked his foot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The kind of person who takes forever to do things and then does them wrong, just to be extra annoying.
He had to answer a question. He took five minutes to say ‘yes’ and then added three extra opinions.
She had to open the door. She walked around the house three times before she found the handle.
He had to put on his hat. He wore it backwards, sideways, and then took it off again.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who can’t do anything right, and they make sure everyone else knows it.
He had to draw a line. He drew a wavy line that looked like it had been made by a drunk elephant.
She had to say her name. She said it in a whisper, a scream, and then in a foreign language.
He had to open the fridge. He kicked it, screamed at it, and then threw a banana at it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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