Obsily
Jake Johnson's version of obviously, like he's the only person who's ever been right and everyone else is a complete waste of space.
Jake: 'Obviously, you should have done that.' Me: 'I didn't do that, and I'm not doing it now.'
Jake: 'Obviously, this is the best choice.' Me: 'This is the worst choice, and I know it.'
Jake: 'Obviously, you're stupid.' Me: 'You're the stupid one, and I'm not even mad.'
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