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When Jake Johnson says obviously like he's the only smart person in the room and everyone else is a brain-dead moron.

Jake: 'Obviously, you need to do your homework.' Me: 'I was just about to tell you that.'

Jake: 'Obviously, you should know this.' Me: 'I had no idea, genius.'

Jake: 'Obviously, this is the best plan.' Me: 'This is the worst plan, and I know it.'

Jake Johnson's way of saying obviously, like he's the only person who thinks and everyone else is a lost cause.

Jake: 'Obviously, you should have passed this test.' Me: 'I failed, you idiot.'

Jake: 'Obviously, you need to study.' Me: 'I tried, and it didn't work.'

Jake: 'Obviously, you know this.' Me: 'No, I don't, and I'm tired of you saying that.'

Jake Johnson's version of obviously, like he's the only person who's ever been right and everyone else is a complete waste of space.

Jake: 'Obviously, you should have done that.' Me: 'I didn't do that, and I'm not doing it now.'

Jake: 'Obviously, this is the best choice.' Me: 'This is the worst choice, and I know it.'

Jake: 'Obviously, you're stupid.' Me: 'You're the stupid one, and I'm not even mad.'

When Jake Johnson says obviously, like he's the only person who's ever thought and everyone else is just a bunch of losers.

Jake: 'Obviously, you should have known that.' Me: 'I didn't know that, and I'm not going to pretend I did.'

Jake: 'Obviously, you're wrong.' Me: 'I'm not wrong, and I'm not going to let you say I am.'

Jake: 'Obviously, you're the dumbest person I've ever met.' Me: 'You're the dumbest person I've ever met, and I'm not even done with you yet.'

Jake Johnson's way of saying obviously, like he's the only person who knows anything and everyone else is a complete waste of time.

Jake: 'Obviously, you should have done that.' Me: 'I didn't do that, and I'm not going to pretend I did.'

Jake: 'Obviously, this is the best plan.' Me: 'This is the worst plan, and I know it.'

Jake: 'Obviously, you're stupid.' Me: 'You're the stupid one, and I'm not even mad.'

When Jake Johnson says obviously, like he's the only one who's ever been right and everyone else is a complete disaster.

Jake: 'Obviously, you should have known that.' Me: 'I didn't know that, and I'm not going to pretend I did.'

Jake: 'Obviously, you're wrong.' Me: 'I'm not wrong, and I'm not going to let you say I am.'

Jake: 'Obviously, you're the dumbest person I've ever met.' Me: 'You're the dumbest person I've ever met, and I'm not even done with you yet.'