obsidan - A state where your brain is so messed up you can’t decide if

A state where your brain is so messed up you can’t decide if you want pizza or a punch to the face, and it changes every five minutes.

I woke up at 3 AM and now I’m arguing with my toaster about which one of us is more chaotic.

My friend tried to explain obsidan to me, and I just stared at him like he was speaking French.

I went from crying to laughing to screaming at a cloud in under two minutes.