obsidan

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A state where your brain is so messed up you can’t decide if you want pizza or a punch to the face, and it changes every five minutes.

I woke up at 3 AM and now I’m arguing with my toaster about which one of us is more chaotic.

My friend tried to explain obsidan to me, and I just stared at him like he was speaking French.

I went from crying to laughing to screaming at a cloud in under two minutes.

When your mind is like a broken disco ball, all over the place, no focus, and it’s basically a party in your head.

I tried to do my homework, but my brain went on a road trip to Mars.

My mom said I was acting like a toddler who just found out they can eat the crayons.

I went from writing a poem to yelling at my dog for stealing my snack.

A mental state so wild it’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster, and it doesn’t stop for anyone.

I was eating cereal, then I started a debate with my cereal about the meaning of life.

My friend asked me what I was thinking, and I just said, 'I don’t know, I was thinking about thinking.'

I went from happy to sad to confused in less time than it takes to blink.