obsfucation - Talking in circles so much that you might as well be a broke

Talking in circles so much that you might as well be a broken record in a room full of deaf people.

I don’t know what I’m doing. I just follow my feelings and the advice of a very confused chicken.

I told you the answer three times. You just didn’t listen. Now I’m going to yell it at you.

I don’t know what time it is. My watch is on vacation and my phone is crying.