obsexing - You're so obsessed with sex that you talk, think, act, and e

You're so obsessed with sex that you talk, think, act, and even dream about it constantly. Your brain is like a love-crazy animal on a sex high.

I told my crush I was going to sleep. I mean I was going to sleep. Then I started talking to my pillow.

I walked into the kitchen and thought about sex. I dropped my coffee and it was everywhere.

I saw a bird and thought it was my crush. I waved at it.