obsexing

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When you can't stop thinking about having sex with someone you can't get out of your head. It's like your brain is stuck on repeat with a dirty mind.

I dreamt about my crush eating my face. It was a dream, but I woke up hungry.

I saw a chicken and thought it was my crush. I almost yelled at it.

My crush walks into a room, and I instantly forget how to breathe. Or talk. Or think.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're so in love with someone that you're constantly thinking about making out, touching, and everything in between. You're like a love-struck idiot.

I walked into class and saw my crush. I dropped my pencil and started drooling.

I told my crush I was tired. I meant I was tired. Then I fell asleep.

I saw a hot dog and thought it was my crush. I said hello to it.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're so obsessed with having sex with one person that you think about it all the time. You're like a dirty, love-crazy animal.

I was eating cereal and thought about my crush. I dropped my bowl and it was a mess.

I told my mom I was going to the store. I came back with a bag of chips and my crush's phone number.

I saw a cat and thought it was my crush. I tried to hug it.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're so into sex that you think about it all the time. It's like your brain is on a never-ending sex break.

I was reading a book and thought about sex. I dropped my pencil and it fell in my soup.

I told my crush I was busy. I meant I was busy. Then I went to the mall and bought a hat.

I saw a bus and thought it was my crush. I waved at it.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're so obsessed with the idea of having sex with someone that you can't think about anything else. It's like your brain is stuck on a single track.

I was eating pizza and thought about my crush. I dropped my pizza and it was everywhere.

I told my crush I was going to the park. I went to the park and sat on a bench and stared at the sky.

I saw a dog and thought it was my crush. I said hello to it.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're so obsessed with sex that everything is about it. Your brain is like a dirty, love-crazy robot.

I was walking to school and thought about sex. I walked into a tree and it hurt.

I told my crush I was going to the store. I came back with a bag of chips and a bag of sex thoughts.

I saw a car and thought it was my crush. I honked at it.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're so obsessed with sex that you talk, think, act, and even dream about it constantly. Your brain is like a love-crazy animal on a sex high.

I told my crush I was going to sleep. I mean I was going to sleep. Then I started talking to my pillow.

I walked into the kitchen and thought about sex. I dropped my coffee and it was everywhere.

I saw a bird and thought it was my crush. I waved at it.

by Slangipedia 3h ago