obsexing
You're so into sex that you think about it all the time. It's like your brain is on a never-ending sex break.
I was reading a book and thought about sex. I dropped my pencil and it fell in my soup.
I told my crush I was busy. I meant I was busy. Then I went to the mall and bought a hat.
I saw a bus and thought it was my crush. I waved at it.
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