Obsessive Retarded
They’re the human version of a broken calculator. They don’t know how to pick a good option, and they never stop making bad ones.
I spent my paycheck on a $5 soda because I thought it was a good deal. I’m a genius.
I chose the 8-hour flight over the 1-hour train ride. Because I’m a genius.
I took a job that pays $10 an hour just because the office had free snacks. My brain is broken.