Obsessive Retarded

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A person who will pick the worst option every time, even when it’s obvious. They’re like a brain-dead robot that only knows how to mess things up.

I chose the 4-hour traffic jam over the 10-minute drive. Why? Because I felt like it.

I texted my ex 20 times in one day. Just because I had nothing better to do.

I spent $50 on a candy bar because it had 100 calories. Who cares about money? I’m a genius.

They’re like a kid who doesn’t know when to stop. They’ll argue about the color of the sky and still pick the worst option.

I got into a 2-hour argument about whether the sky is blue or gray. And I still picked the worst pizza in the city.

I took a $200 bet that my dog would win a race. My dog didn’t even finish.

I chose to eat the whole cake even though I had a stomachache. I’m a legend.

They’re the human version of a broken calculator. They don’t know how to pick a good option, and they never stop making bad ones.

I spent my paycheck on a $5 soda because I thought it was a good deal. I’m a genius.

I chose the 8-hour flight over the 1-hour train ride. Because I’m a genius.

I took a job that pays $10 an hour just because the office had free snacks. My brain is broken.

They pick the worst thing even when it’s handed to them. They don’t know how to be smart, and they don’t care.

I was offered a promotion. I said no. Because I didn’t want to work harder.

I had a perfect score on the test, but I still failed because I didn’t do the homework.

I got a free vacation. I chose to work every day. Because I’m a genius.

They’re the kind of person who will choose the worst thing just to prove they can. They’re like a trainwreck with a badge.

I picked the 10-hour drive over the 2-hour flight. Because I wanted to prove I could be stupid.

I took the job that pays $8 an hour. Just because I thought it was a challenge.

I chose to eat the whole cake even though I was full. I’m a legend.