Obsessive Retarded - They pick the worst thing even when it’s handed to them. The

They pick the worst thing even when it’s handed to them. They don’t know how to be smart, and they don’t care.

I was offered a promotion. I said no. Because I didn’t want to work harder.

I had a perfect score on the test, but I still failed because I didn’t do the homework.

I got a free vacation. I chose to work every day. Because I’m a genius.