Obsessive David Disorder - You get this disease when David Archuleta’s voice hits you l

You get this disease when David Archuleta’s voice hits you like a truck. You start acting like a crazy person.

I saw David on a poster and I cried like a baby. My brother laughed at me.

I texted David 47 times today. He didn’t reply. I’m sad.

I drew David on my math test. My teacher gave me a zero.