Obsessive David Disorder

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This is when you get so messed up by David Archuleta that you can't think straight. It's like being hit by a fan with a glitter bomb.

I checked FanBlast 17 times today. I'm getting a migraine.

I screamed so loud at David's voice that my dog ran out of the house.

I put 23 posters of David on my wall. My mom is mad.

You get this disease when David Archuleta’s voice hits you like a truck. You start acting like a crazy person.

I saw David on a poster and I cried like a baby. My brother laughed at me.

I texted David 47 times today. He didn’t reply. I’m sad.

I drew David on my math test. My teacher gave me a zero.

This is when you can’t stop thinking about David Archuleta. You act like he’s your boyfriend even if he’s not.

I told my friends I’m dating David. They said I’m delusional.

I screamed at my computer when David sang. My neighbors called the cops.

I drew David on my face with markers. I look like a mess.

You get this sickness when David Archuleta sings and you can’t take it anymore. You start acting like a lunatic.

I posted 100 tweets about David today. My phone is broken.

I cried when I saw David on a poster. My eyes are red.

I told my mom I’m moving to Utah to be with David. She said no.

This is when you become a total idiot because of David Archuleta. You forget everything else in life.

I forgot my math homework because I was thinking about David all day.

I drew David on my arm with markers. My skin is ruined.

I screamed in the grocery store when I heard David’s song. People looked at me like I was nuts.

You get this problem when you can’t live without David Archuleta. You go crazy if you don’t see him.

I cried when David wasn’t on my fan site. I had to take a nap.

I drew David on my ceiling. My room looks like a mess.

I screamed at my brother when he said David was annoying. He got mad.