Obsessive David Disorder - This is when you become a total idiot because of David Archu

This is when you become a total idiot because of David Archuleta. You forget everything else in life.

I forgot my math homework because I was thinking about David all day.

I drew David on my arm with markers. My skin is ruined.

I screamed in the grocery store when I heard David’s song. People looked at me like I was nuts.