Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

You get so obsessed with foosball that it takes over your whole life, even if you’re already in the middle of a fight with your best friend.

I kept playing foosball instead of talking to my friend and now we’re both mad at each other.

I air foozed so hard that my brother came in and asked if I was having a meltdown.

I watched a foosball video so long that my eyes started to hurt and I had to take a break.