Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

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OCFD is when your brain gets stuck on foosball like a broken record and you can't stop thinking about playing it or actually playing it until you pass out.

I was in the middle of a meeting when I suddenly started doing air foozing and my boss thought I was having a seizure.

My friend texted me at 3 a. m. just to ask if I was still foosballing in my sleep.

I watched 12 hours of foosball videos before I realized I had to go to work.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You get this crazy need to play foosball so bad it feels like your soul is on fire and you have to do it or you’ll die.

I missed my mom’s birthday party because I was too busy foosballing with my roommate and eating pizza.

My neighbor called the cops because I was air foozing in the hallway at 2 a. m.

I got fired because I kept watching foosball videos instead of doing my job.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You get so messed up by foosball that you can’t think about anything else, even if it’s the middle of the night and you’re still wearing your pajamas.

I texted my friend in the middle of a foosball game and he replied with ‘you’re gonna die if you keep doing that.’

I tried to sleep but I kept doing sleep foozing and my bed was ruined.

I watched a foosball video so long that my cat left me and moved to my brother’s house.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You can’t live without foosball. It’s like your brain is hooked on it and you’ll do anything to play it, even if it means getting yelled at.

I got in trouble at school because I was air foozing in the hallway and my teacher thought I was being weird.

I tried to eat my dinner but I was too busy watching foosball videos and I spilled my soup all over my shirt.

My mom called me a fool because I spent the whole day foosballing instead of doing my homework.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You get so obsessed with foosball that it takes over your whole life, even if you’re already in the middle of a fight with your best friend.

I kept playing foosball instead of talking to my friend and now we’re both mad at each other.

I air foozed so hard that my brother came in and asked if I was having a meltdown.

I watched a foosball video so long that my eyes started to hurt and I had to take a break.

by Slangipedia 7d ago