Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)
You get so messed up by foosball that you can’t think about anything else, even if it’s the middle of the night and you’re still wearing your pajamas.
I texted my friend in the middle of a foosball game and he replied with ‘you’re gonna die if you keep doing that.’
I tried to sleep but I kept doing sleep foozing and my bed was ruined.
I watched a foosball video so long that my cat left me and moved to my brother’s house.