obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder
You’re so obsessed with flags flapping properly, you’ll stop and fix one even if it means getting cursed out by a total stranger in the middle of the grocery store.
I stopped in the middle of the cereal aisle to fix a flag. The person behind me yelled, ‘What’s your problem?’ I had no idea.
The flag was crumpled like a bad pizza. I had to fix it. The guy next to me said, ‘You’re insane.’ I agreed.
I saw a flag wrapped around a pole like it was a noodle. I had to untangle it. The woman watching me said, ‘You’re weird.’ I said, ‘You’re welcome.’