obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

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You get a boner when you see a flag stuck on a pole like it's been tortured. You gotta yank it free like it's your job, even if you’re just some random guy in a Walmart parking lot.

I saw a flag stuck on a pole like it was in a chokehold. I had to free it. It was a sacred duty.

The flag was twisted like a pretzel. I couldn’t just walk by. I had to fix it. Otherwise, I’d die.

That flag was screaming for help. I couldn’t ignore it. I had to free it, even if it meant getting yelled at by a stranger.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You’re so obsessed with flags flapping properly, you’ll stop and fix one even if it means getting cursed out by a total stranger in the middle of the grocery store.

I stopped in the middle of the cereal aisle to fix a flag. The person behind me yelled, ‘What’s your problem?’ I had no idea.

The flag was crumpled like a bad pizza. I had to fix it. The guy next to me said, ‘You’re insane.’ I agreed.

I saw a flag wrapped around a pole like it was a noodle. I had to untangle it. The woman watching me said, ‘You’re weird.’ I said, ‘You’re welcome.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You get so angry when a flag is stuck on a pole, you’ll pull it out like it’s your last breath, even if it means getting yelled at by someone who thinks you’re a lunatic.

That flag was stuck like a prisoner. I had to pull it free. The man watching me said, ‘You’re crazy.’ I said, ‘You’re not wrong.’

The flag was twisted like a pretzel. I had to free it. A woman yelled, ‘What’s your problem?’ I said, ‘Your flag was in pain.’

I saw a flag stuck on a pole. I had to fix it. The person nearby said, ‘You’re nuts.’ I said, ‘You’re not wrong.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago