obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder
You get so angry when a flag is stuck on a pole, you’ll pull it out like it’s your last breath, even if it means getting yelled at by someone who thinks you’re a lunatic.
That flag was stuck like a prisoner. I had to pull it free. The man watching me said, ‘You’re crazy.’ I said, ‘You’re not wrong.’
The flag was twisted like a pretzel. I had to free it. A woman yelled, ‘What’s your problem?’ I said, ‘Your flag was in pain.’
I saw a flag stuck on a pole. I had to fix it. The person nearby said, ‘You’re nuts.’ I said, ‘You’re not wrong.’