Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD)
A crazy sickness where you can't stop thinking about your email and feel the need to check it like it's the last piece of pizza at a party.
"I checked my email 17 times during lunch. My boss is going to think I'm a robot."
"I checked my email while peeing. It was a mistake."
"I checked my email instead of eating my soup. Now I'm hungry and mad."