Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD)

3 views · Added 6d ago · 5 definitions

A crazy sickness where you can't stop thinking about your email and feel the need to check it like it's the last piece of pizza at a party.

"I checked my email 17 times during lunch. My boss is going to think I'm a robot."

"I checked my email while peeing. It was a mistake."

"I checked my email instead of eating my soup. Now I'm hungry and mad."

A mental mess where you're stuck in a loop of checking your email like it's a game and you're trying to win.

"I checked my email 10 times during my meeting. I got a C+ in my head."

"I checked my email while I was on the toilet. It was a disaster."

"I checked my email instead of doing my homework. Now I'm in trouble."

A terrible habit where you can't stop looking at your email like it's the most important thing in the whole wide world.

"I checked my email while I was eating. Now I'm full and confused."

"I checked my email during my math test. I got a zero."

"I checked my email instead of talking to my mom. She’s angry."

A crazy disease where you think your email is the only thing that matters and you check it like it's your life.

"I checked my email 20 times during my movie. I missed the ending."

"I checked my email instead of brushing my teeth. Now my teeth are gross."

"I checked my email during my sleep. I had a dream about emails."

A mental condition where you can’t live without checking your email, even if it means dying in the process.

"I checked my email while I was driving. I almost crashed into a tree."

"I checked my email instead of doing my chores. Now my room is a disaster."

"I checked my email in the middle of the night. My eyes are sore."