Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

You think Edward Cullen is the most perfect person and you hate everyone else for being imperfect.

I called my dad imperfect because he didn't look like Edward Cullen. He said I was a brat.

I got in trouble for saying my teacher wasn't perfect. She gave me a pop quiz.

I told my crush I would only date him if he was perfect. He said I was crazy.