Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

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You think about Edward Cullen so much your brain starts to smoke and your friends get annoyed.

I dreamt about Edward Cullen and woke up screaming. My roommate called the cops.

I skipped class to rewatch Breaking Dawn. My teacher gave me a D for being a Twilight fangirl.

I texted my crush: 'You are Edward Cullen. I am Bella. This is fate.' He replied: 'What is fate?'

You act like Edward Cullen is the only cool person in the world and everyone else is trash.

I called my mom trash because she didn't like Edward Cullen. She hung up on me.

I ignored my best friend to text Edward Cullen. She cried.

I got in trouble for saying my teacher looked like Victoria. She said I was being rude.

You would do anything to be with Edward Cullen, even if it means dying or being a vampire.

I tried to bite my dog to become a vampire. It bit me back.

I skipped my birthday party to go to a Twilight convention. My friends were mad.

I told my crush I would die for him. He asked if I was serious. I said yes. He asked if I was a vampire. I said no. He said I was weird.

You can't stop talking about Edward Cullen and you make everyone around you listen.

I talked about Edward Cullen for an hour. My mom yelled at me.

I texted my crush 20 times about Edward Cullen. He blocked me.

I told my brother Edward Cullen was better than him. He said I was a loser.

You think Edward Cullen is the most perfect person and you hate everyone else for being imperfect.

I called my dad imperfect because he didn't look like Edward Cullen. He said I was a brat.

I got in trouble for saying my teacher wasn't perfect. She gave me a pop quiz.

I told my crush I would only date him if he was perfect. He said I was crazy.