Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder
A wild illness that turns people into bank robbing lunatics who can't stop until they're locked up and get to talk about their epic crimes to a shrink who thinks they're a legend.
I robbed a bank because the vault was giving me the side eye. I had to fix that.
I robbed 3 banks in one day. I had to go home and take a nap. I’m not a machine.
They caught me robbing a bank. I told them I was just doing my taxes early.