Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder

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A crazy illness that makes someone rob banks over and over like a maniac until cops catch them and lock them up where they get to brag about their wild life to shrinks who think they're the best thing since sliced bread.

I robbed 7 banks last week. 2 were my own. 1 was my mom's. I’m not sorry.

Cops finally caught me after 12 banks. I told them I was just getting started.

I robbed a bank just to prove I could. I didn’t need the money. I needed the high.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A messed-up brain condition that makes you rob banks like it's your full-time job until you get caught and sit in a tiny room telling a shrink all about your greatness.

I robbed a bank just because the teller had a bad hair day. I’m not a monster. I’m a hair judge.

I robbed 4 banks in one day. I had a coffee break between the second and third.

They caught me robbing a bank. I told them I was just taking a lunch break.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A wild illness that turns people into bank robbing lunatics who can't stop until they're locked up and get to talk about their epic crimes to a shrink who thinks they're a legend.

I robbed a bank because the vault was giving me the side eye. I had to fix that.

I robbed 3 banks in one day. I had to go home and take a nap. I’m not a machine.

They caught me robbing a bank. I told them I was just doing my taxes early.

by Slangipedia 7d ago