Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder
A messed-up brain condition that makes you rob banks like it's your full-time job until you get caught and sit in a tiny room telling a shrink all about your greatness.
I robbed a bank just because the teller had a bad hair day. I’m not a monster. I’m a hair judge.
I robbed 4 banks in one day. I had a coffee break between the second and third.
They caught me robbing a bank. I told them I was just taking a lunch break.