obsessive come-post-it disorder
When a person is so obsessed with social media that they turn their whole life into a series of posts, likes, and comments, even if it's just about their hair.
My hair is curly today. I posted 3 photos and a 15-minute video.
I brushed my hair. I posted a story and a tweet and a DM.
I got a haircut. I posted it, tagged my barber, and my ex.