obsessive come-post-it disorder

Fresh

#social media loser #over-poster #crybaby

0 views · Added 1h ago · 5 definitions

When some loser thinks every tiny thing in their sad life is the most important thing ever and has to post it on every social media site like it's the end of the world.

Just had a cup of coffee. My life is over. #EndOfTheWorld

My neighbor walked their dog. I posted a 30-minute video about it.

I got a 12% discount at the store. I cried and posted it on 5 apps.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

When a person acts like they're famous just because they post every little thing that happens to them, even if it's just their cat blinking.

My cat blinked. I posted it. I’m famous now.

I spilled coffee on my shirt. I took 7 pictures and posted them all.

I got a B+ on a test. I sent a DM to my mom and 3 of my exes.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

When someone is so obsessed with posting everything that they forget to live their life and just sit there typing on their phone like it's their job.

I posted my breakfast, my lunch, and my snack. I didn’t eat anything.

I posted my feelings 10 times in one day. I’m tired and still posted.

I posted my thoughts, my feelings, and my face. I’m done.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

When someone’s brain is broken and they think every tiny thing in their life needs to be posted, even if it’s just their toe in the water.

I put my toe in the water. I posted 4 videos and a 200-word caption.

I took a nap. I posted it as a story and a tweet and a DM.

I drank water. I posted a poll asking if water is the best drink.

by Slangipedia 1h ago

When a person is so obsessed with social media that they turn their whole life into a series of posts, likes, and comments, even if it's just about their hair.

My hair is curly today. I posted 3 photos and a 15-minute video.

I brushed my hair. I posted a story and a tweet and a DM.

I got a haircut. I posted it, tagged my barber, and my ex.

by Slangipedia 1h ago