observatism - When you're so drunk you're looking at everything and thinki

When you're so drunk you're looking at everything and thinking it's stupid, but you're too drunk to care.

I drank six beers and thought my boss was a genius. Then I realized I was drunk and he was still an idiot.

I had too much wine and thought my dog was a philosopher. Then I realized I was drunk and he was just barking.

I had a lot of shots and thought my mom was a rockstar. Then I realized I was drunk and she was just singing into the void.