observatism
The stupid thing you do when you see something dumb and promise yourself you'll talk about it later, even though you'll forget about it by tomorrow.
I saw my boss eating a sandwich at 3 AM. I'm gonna talk about it later. Probably.
My mom tried to text me while driving. I noted it. I will discuss it when I'm not screaming into the void.
I saw my dog wearing a hat. I noted it. I will discuss it when I'm not busy being annoyed.