Observater - To look at things while you're drunk, like you’re trying to

To look at things while you're drunk, like you’re trying to figure out why everything is so weird and why you’re still standing.

He was Observater-ing the dance floor, and now he thinks it’s a war zone.

She was Observater-ing the bartender, and now she thinks he’s her long-lost brother.

I was Observater-ing the ceiling, and now I think it’s mocking me.