Observater

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A person who stares at things like they're going to explain their life to them, even though they probably won't.

I've been Observater-ing this kid for 10 minutes and still don't know why he wears socks to bed.

She's been Observater-ing my lunch like it's a crime scene.

He's been Observater-ing the ceiling for so long, I think it's now guilty.

When you spot someone being a total idiot and you know you're going to bring it up later, probably when they're even more of an idiot.

I saw my dad drop his phone in the toilet. I'm saving that for later.

She tripped over her own feet. I'm going to rub it in when she's drunk.

He said 'bacon' like it was a curse. I'll laugh at him tomorrow.

The very first step of watching something, like you're about to get really into it and possibly lose your mind.

I started Observater-ing the traffic, and now I know every car's personality.

She began Observater-ing the clouds, and now she thinks she's a prophet.

He started Observater-ing the pizza, and now it's his ex.

When you're watching stuff, but you're also drunk, so everything looks like it's being judged by a drunk version of you.

I was Observater-ing the bar, and everything looked like it was laughing at me.

She was Observater-ing the party, and it seemed like the DJ was her ex.

He was Observater-ing the crowd, and now he thinks everyone's plotting against him.

To look at things while you're drunk, like you’re trying to figure out why everything is so weird and why you’re still standing.

He was Observater-ing the dance floor, and now he thinks it’s a war zone.

She was Observater-ing the bartender, and now she thinks he’s her long-lost brother.

I was Observater-ing the ceiling, and now I think it’s mocking me.