Obserbation
The weird questions people ask while jerking off, usually followed by something like 'not really a question, I guess.'
'So, if I add a little sugar to my coffee, does that make it a latte?' Not really a question, I guess.
'What if the moon was made of cheese?' Not really a question, I guess.
'Is the sky really blue or is it just a trick of the light?' Not really a question, I guess.