Obserbation

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Looking at your own willy while you jerk it or watching someone else do it, sometimes both.

I was obserbating my dad while he was watching a porn movie.

My mom caught me obserbating her while she was taking a bath.

I obserbated my brother while he was eating cereal and jerking it at the same time.

Jerk-off while looking at something hot, and the person you're looking at has no clue you're looking at them.

I was obserbating the new teacher while she was wearing a short skirt.

I obserbated my neighbor through the window while he was taking a shower.

I obserbated the mailman while he was eating a sandwich and looking hot.

A mix of watching and taking in, like when you stare at your own junk and get really into it.

I was obserbating my hand while I was jerking it and I got really into it.

I obserbated my cat while it was licking its butt and I got really into it.

I obserbated my math teacher while she was talking and I got really into it.

The weird questions people ask while jerking off, usually followed by something like 'not really a question, I guess.'

'So, if I add a little sugar to my coffee, does that make it a latte?' Not really a question, I guess.

'What if the moon was made of cheese?' Not really a question, I guess.

'Is the sky really blue or is it just a trick of the light?' Not really a question, I guess.

A big mess-up of the words 'observation' and 'masturbation,' like when you jerk off while spying on someone else.

I was obserbating my crush while she was taking a nap.

I obserbated my friend through the window while he was eating pizza.

I obserbated my teacher while she was grading papers and got really into it.

Jerk-off while watching someone else jerk off, and they're watching you do it too.

I was obserbating my brother while he was obserbating me.

I obserbated my crush while she was obserbating me.

I obserbated my friend while he was obserbating me and we both got really into it.